Oscar

He's little and he's green;

he's grumpy and he's mean

He lives in trashcan

on the edge of the street.

Some people say he's nasty

but I think he's pretty neat.

He screams at people and

tells them to go away

He says "don't come back tomorrow or any other day!"

He is overjoyed and happy when mother nature is being sassy

But, if the sun is shining about, that's when he starts to shout